Friday, September 16, 2011

Order of the Garter must be in the Works for this “Merited Assignment”

Order of the Garter must be in the Works for this “Merited Assignment”

We have a Frenchman diligently servicing the requests of the English monarchy. He’s a funny man impersonating a transvestite. One minute a Liberal and the next a New Democrat. He is hoping to receive his special Order, a Garter nonetheless to match his imperial satin dress. Prince Charles is sending, by express mail, his matching goose feathered hat and shoes made from the hide of the finest Jacques Ass. The royals will stop at nothing to re-instate the fashionably corrupt two-party system in Canada. I just can’t believe how nice Chretien looks in that striped satin dress. The only draw-back is that when he says your highness, it comes out, yout highness.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candlestick.

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, can you see the formation of a whole lot of rust.

Thank you,
Joseph Pede

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