Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Nursing Home Plan for Senior Canadians

Canadian Medicare
Part G
Nursing Home Plan
 

Say you're an  older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself.  The  government says there's no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what  do you do?  You opt for Part G.


Our  plan gives anyone 65  years or older a gun (Part G) and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot  four politicians.  This means, of course, that you'll be sent to  prison where you'll receive three meals a day, a roof over your head,  central heating & air conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the  Health Care you need.  Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses?  That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex  change, or heart?  They're all covered.


As an added  bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do  now!


And, who will be  paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't  afford for you to go into a home. And....you can get rid  of 4 useless politicians while you're at it.  And now, because you're  a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes.


Is this a great  country or what?


Now that we've  solved your senior financial planning, enjoy your wee.


Received from: Art Sandler & Sheldon Cohen - The Two Wise Men

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