Monday, March 2, 2015

Square Testicles

Square Testicles

An elderly woman walked into the Royal  Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to  open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of  the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of  money.

After  many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an  employee took the elderly woman to the president's  office.


The  president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She  placed her purse on his desk and replied,  '$165,000'.


The  president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so  much money . The elderly woman replied that she made  bets.

The  president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of  bets?'


The  elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles  are square.'


The  president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible  to win a bet like that. The  woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and  said, 'Would you like to take my bet?'


'Certainly',  replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not  square.'


'Done',  the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved,  if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 ' clock tomorrow  morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the  president of the Bank confidently.


That  night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a  long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning  them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he  was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and  reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the  bet.


The  next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the  president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet  made the day before that the president's testicles were  square.


The  president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the  day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc.  so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.


The  president was happy to oblige.


The  elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked
the  president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president.  'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100%  sure.'


The  elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president  noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He  asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, 'Oh,  it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in  the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the  Royal Bank of Canada !'


The  origin of this Canadian story is unknown but it brings luck to  everyone to whom it is sent. Whoever breaks the chain would  definitely be unlucky.


I friend emailed this little story. Quite funny.
Joseph Pede

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