welcome to the other side
are you protected
if not, Big-Pharma is looking to provide you coverage
they've got all the winter packages and goodies
after all, it's the season to be jolly
Pfizer's bag is full of fun stuff
vaccines, boosters and the trinity of death - MAID
no virus will have time to kill you
did you know that Santa is an acronym of Satan
he really wants your soul for Xmas
the elves are now Big-Pharma's busy little chemists
the hiring bonus could not be refused
you may not know it, but they drop-kicked Mrs. Claus before leaving
they spiked her eggnog, she dropped like a lead weight
did you know that MAID is a special elixir
it starts with midazolam
the same drug with "witch" they laced the PCR tests
then they add propofol
it provides the same comfort as your beauty-rest mattress
finally, the brew adds rocuronium
a complete muscle relaxant
you'll have no chance of dying with an pee erection
but you'll have fully recovered - you're dead
you've gone up the chimney, just like a puff of smoke
welcome to the other side
Rudolph is ready to punt you into kingdom come
you should have worn a condom
thank you,
joseph pede