Harperism

Harperism

Who dares contemplate my early demise

For Harperism no-one shall endeavor to chastise

The pawns under my charge will not hold my name in vain

For why would mad-people attempt to drive me insane

I am the creator and undertaker of my loyal crew

Occasional slaughter is necessary to create political news anew

I must be seen as an omnipotent figure by the public at large

My gonads require that my position take absolute charge

For what is a court of law and a man named Duffy

Summon Col Williams and they both shall become as the late great fluffy

I want to fly war planes and bomb the Middle East

Those are the orders given to me by my one and only cherished Beast

For what does it matter if I lie about the stumbling economy

You shall all become as Giordano Bruno and his philosophical astronomy

Listen more intently and take heed of my illusory terrorist

For in that tale I have been anointed the almighty author and exorcist

I am greater than Vladimir Putin and all his oil

The Tar Sands hold the sacred bones of murdered Natives in the blackish soil

I will so too continue to be the voice of an Apartheid and evil Zionism

A little genocide will make great narration for the future historian.

Thank you,
Joseph Pede