Obama and Harper - The Long Weekend

Obama and Harper - The Long Weekend

Obama went into hiding with his putter this past long weekend, so I am confident he is about to tee-off on the American public very soon. The planning and sabotage which took place at Jekyll Island over a century ago now takes place in the Floridian. This president is a master of secrets – no birth certificate, no past and now no visible presence.

At home in Canada, Stephen Harper is preparing to announce the overseer of the newly created “Office of Religious Freedom”. Believe it or not we will have a “Freedom Ambassador”. This so our political officials can seek spiritual guidance when they get caught for their crimes and misdemeanors.  Perhaps in a gesture of goodwill Harper will exorcize the British monarchy from our nation. This would be a great way of apologizing to the 150,000 native children who suffered sexual-abuse under the Residential School System.

Mr. Harper, I do hope that in your vision of religious freedom we purge our society of religious tyranny.  I speak of Freemasonry and its stranglehold on Canadian potential. I do not believe you would look very handsome wearing a garter anyway. Finally, I leave you with some translated words of wisdom by Cardinal Ivan Dias, “the Holy Spirit grants you peace, but peace it does not give you”. It loses a bit in the translation, but I gather you get the crux of the message.

Thank you,
Joseph Pede