Canadian Medicare
Part G
Nursing Home Plan
Say you're an older senior citizen
and can no longer take care of yourself. The government says
there's no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do?
You opt for Part G.
Our plan gives anyone 65
years or older a gun (Part G) and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot
four politicians. This means, of course, that you'll be sent to
prison where you'll receive three meals a day, a roof over your head,
central heating & air conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the
Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's
great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or
heart? They're all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can
come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of
this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to
go into a home. And....you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it.
And now, because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more
income taxes.
Is this a great country or what?
Received from: Art Sandler & Sheldon Cohen - The Two Wise Men
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