Friday, November 6, 2026

poem - a bronx thiel

a bronx thiel

the forest was becoming a very confusing place
yogi bear was seen wandering in circles
he had lost track of time, said it was a boo-boo
yet he wasn't concerned about finding a safe cave
bugs bunny had shown him several out-of-the-way places

yogi noticed the dark had become masked in confusion
raccoons slept during the eve
afraid of venturing into the night
the skies had become filled with disco lights and strange noises 

someone named george jetson kept coming round
he wasn't a park ranger, or an astronaut in tights
but he had one hell of a vimana
stated he was on a special mission to find someone
charlie brown and snoopy were found crushed
their remains spread out on a peanut farm

a guy named rubble was last seen with them
his wife betty was devastated by the news
at first she thought this was a crock
but rubble accused a fred flinstone of the crime

fred was last seen in the company of dash riprock
both were seen scooby-dooing out of town in a brad new dino
apparently they had uncovered a secret plan
and charlie was part of it
the code word was "dialog", but he could say no more to jetson

this all sounds like a big lark, or a bronx thiel
but i know the musk-rats are out in full force
they've opened the gates of hell, and the grinch is lose
morning sky's bek'ti might be our last hope
barney finally said....we've got to stop octopus or optimus

thank you,
joseph pede

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