I am Stephen Harper

I am Stephen Harper

I am woman hear me roar

Oops, I came in through the wrong door

I am Stephen Harper hear me thunder

About your safety I always wonder

For what is a hockey puck without a stick

The same as a mule without a dick

For what is a beaver without a dam

The same as a Prince Edward Islander without a yam

I am Stephen Harper hear me bellow

Terror, terror you are voting conservative young fellow

I am here to protect you all

When I am done, you will be as sheep in a smelly stall

For what is a Mountie without a horse

The same as Dudley Do-right with no animation force

For what is maple syrup without the maple leaf

The same as Robert Stanfield without a brief

I am Stephen Harper and I will be king

This I was promised a fortnight ago by George Bushy in an Elizabethan fling

So bow you peasants when I pass

You Canadian fools are ready to be lumped into one subservient class

Thank you,
Joseph Pede