Could a Sikh colourfully head Canada's Constitutional Monarchy?
Canadian federal elections are a time to assess the vast promises and an opportunity to diagnose our lack-lustre political personalities and leaders. My expectation of politicians is the same as a methane-emitting cow grazing on a bed of grass.
This election is somehow different. We have, perhaps the most intellectually savvy political leader in Elizabeth May, a no-nonsense outspoken non-globalist in Maxime Bernier, a dagger wielding Sikh in Jagmeet Singh who possesses loads of charisma and a notable package of brains and braun, an arrogant and cunning incumbent who happens to be a progeny of Canadian political history, and finally, the cool, calm ineffective dull and boring Andrew Scheer.
My choice of a political leader has changed dramatically over the past week. In my opinion, the only viable candidates to head this country are May, Singh or Bernier. May is extremely impressive but she lacks national support even though the Green party is making headway in Canadian political consciousness. I love Bernier and his un-political correctness. The man has balls and braun, but he unfortunately flies in the face of a non-White Canada. His timing is slightly off but his mandate is dead on.
That leaves us with the bearded man with a dagger and a colourful turban. And no, he’s not in a beer commercial as the world’s most interesting man. A criminal lawyer trained in the art of jiu-jitsu, whose languages of defence include English, French, Hindi and Punjabi, and lots of charisma. Man oh man, how would our relationship with India and Pakistan be affected with Jagmeet at the helm? Perhaps the same as how Quebecers would react if Jagmeet interferes with Bill 21. I love the possibilities. Jagmeet does concern me when it comes to China, but he engages me when he says he’s going to castrate big oil, big pharma and the establishment. This turban would have to be a turbine-powered tactician.
I have not voted NDP in over two-score or four decades but my gumption to do so is growing. In our fight against gun violence and a gun-wielding youth, the solution may be a hidden dagger. Not to mention that the promise of building 500,000 new affordable homes must have developers salivating. A universal drug plan, and a universal post-secondary education for our youth are right on the money. We don’t need anymore savings plans or tax-credits when it comes to Canada’s future.
I really like Jagmeet. He must be part Italian because he uses his hands a lot when he talks - lol. To top of it Jagmeet could pass as the leader of a Hippie-movement if he takes off his turban, or a Sadhu if he darns Indian attire - Trudeau looked like a fool walking around in shimmering Indian attire and juttis. Jagmeet is the real thing, just like coke. Someone please provide the opportunistic Justinian a pacifier.
Thank you,
Joseph Pede
Canadian federal elections are a time to assess the vast promises and an opportunity to diagnose our lack-lustre political personalities and leaders. My expectation of politicians is the same as a methane-emitting cow grazing on a bed of grass.
This election is somehow different. We have, perhaps the most intellectually savvy political leader in Elizabeth May, a no-nonsense outspoken non-globalist in Maxime Bernier, a dagger wielding Sikh in Jagmeet Singh who possesses loads of charisma and a notable package of brains and braun, an arrogant and cunning incumbent who happens to be a progeny of Canadian political history, and finally, the cool, calm ineffective dull and boring Andrew Scheer.
My choice of a political leader has changed dramatically over the past week. In my opinion, the only viable candidates to head this country are May, Singh or Bernier. May is extremely impressive but she lacks national support even though the Green party is making headway in Canadian political consciousness. I love Bernier and his un-political correctness. The man has balls and braun, but he unfortunately flies in the face of a non-White Canada. His timing is slightly off but his mandate is dead on.
That leaves us with the bearded man with a dagger and a colourful turban. And no, he’s not in a beer commercial as the world’s most interesting man. A criminal lawyer trained in the art of jiu-jitsu, whose languages of defence include English, French, Hindi and Punjabi, and lots of charisma. Man oh man, how would our relationship with India and Pakistan be affected with Jagmeet at the helm? Perhaps the same as how Quebecers would react if Jagmeet interferes with Bill 21. I love the possibilities. Jagmeet does concern me when it comes to China, but he engages me when he says he’s going to castrate big oil, big pharma and the establishment. This turban would have to be a turbine-powered tactician.
I have not voted NDP in over two-score or four decades but my gumption to do so is growing. In our fight against gun violence and a gun-wielding youth, the solution may be a hidden dagger. Not to mention that the promise of building 500,000 new affordable homes must have developers salivating. A universal drug plan, and a universal post-secondary education for our youth are right on the money. We don’t need anymore savings plans or tax-credits when it comes to Canada’s future.
I really like Jagmeet. He must be part Italian because he uses his hands a lot when he talks - lol. To top of it Jagmeet could pass as the leader of a Hippie-movement if he takes off his turban, or a Sadhu if he darns Indian attire - Trudeau looked like a fool walking around in shimmering Indian attire and juttis. Jagmeet is the real thing, just like coke. Someone please provide the opportunistic Justinian a pacifier.
Thank you,
Joseph Pede
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