Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Cannabis


Cannabis

Do not mistake cannabis for the death defying Anubis
For this “joint” has no connection to the pubis
Nor confuse Moses floating atop a “reefer” made basket
For that device was in fact his living casket

From Scythian to Canadian, “grass” has become the Holy Smoke
Cheerfully cherished more than the vinaigrette basted cacti artichoke
The 60’s Hippies had no clue how far “dope” could come to advance
Justinian changed the laws to give THC a fighting chance

Today beer drinkers raise a pint and say this “bud’s” for you
Let us celebrate “ganja” which is no longer taboo
At the stroke of midnight the Newfies were the first to celebrate “Mary Jane”
Cod’s tongue they avered is second class compared to this extraordinary strain

Canopy Growth is harvesting untold loonies among the “weed”
Investors are “bhanging” down the doors to celebrate their new found greed
“Hemp” has become the darling of one’s stock market portfolio
But the hooker yelled, when will our best customers legalize the bordello

Morning “tokers" are monitoring their readiness for their “4:20” shift
They may be a little high already, do you catch my drift
The law they know has been completely relaxed
Ah but a bit of agony. as now the “doobie” has succumb to being taxed

Thank you,
Joseph Pede

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